Bed Wetter!
Imagine, if you will, a lovely green park, with flowers and a gentle breeze keeping the summer sun at a balmy and pleasurable level. The sounds of birds in the trees, and the occasional buzz of a passing, busy bee. Suddenly, you feel the urge to visit the bathroom. Looking around, you spot a public convenience, and run towards it, barefoot on the lovely, vibrant and soft grass. Dashing into a cubicle and fighting with your underwear, you notice a small wave of panic. Is this real? Have you imagined this necessary oasis for bodily functions, as this has happened before? Stretch out your hands, feel the rough surface of the painted door in front of you, scrape your fingernails along the bricks either side of you, and the mortar between those bricks, the cold sharp surprise of wood and porcelain beneath you as you sit. One more time, push against the walls either side of you, then pinch yourself to make sure you are actually, really, awake and sitting on the loo. Con...